In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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