it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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