Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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