My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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