it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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