Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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