I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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