What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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