Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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