I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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