woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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