chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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