It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize