You're so nebulous sometimes
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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