Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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