Heybabeimwearingurpanties
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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