I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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