I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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