There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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