Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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