I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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