We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Randomize