i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize