me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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