I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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