if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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