this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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