you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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