I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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