i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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