this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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