omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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