so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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