You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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