Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think i have two assholes
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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