I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
ok first of all what the fuck
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