just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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