i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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