U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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