Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
worst night to have a conscience
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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