White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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