Define "chronic" masturbator.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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