i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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