I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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