tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Mischief managed.
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He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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