dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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