yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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