There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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