They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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