who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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